well, this is my first post

i hope you've gotten past the title of this blog...i suppose if you are reading this, you probably have (or are just waiting for material to flame me with)

basic rules:
1) all posts copyrighted (no reproduction without permission)
2) no flaming, or badness will ensue
3) the above applies to me or other readers
4) i really don't like you yet, so the title is perfectly true
5) i don't need a therapist, no matter what you may think
6) there is no spoon